"a tacky comic set in the qur bar"
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Bitter
GAY PIRATE
How to Hug a Fat Person and not get caught in a fold or a gravity well....
- Approach
from the side, Never from the front, because
more of them has to touch more of you.
- Do not attempt to reach all the way around, You both know you cant reach and you risk getting caught in a fold, no one wants week old cheese sandwich on them!
- Never
allow them to approach you while you are
seated, stand and turn as quickly as you are
able, if you are seated and the fatty fatty
two by four attempts to hug you many things
can go wrong, Such as the obvious getting
crushed to death by a big fat bastard, or when
they approach you will notice their belly
arrives long before they do, and when they
attempt to bend over to hug you your head can
become trapped between the big boobies and
belly, resulting in decapitation, You can
become Paralyzed, or if you are lucky a
sprained neck. We wont even mention the smell.
- Only stand close to them long enough for you to look like a skinny Ethiopian then move away, or you risk being trapped permanently in their gravity well, much like our moon trapped by Earth's gravity.
What word has the same amount of letters as looser?
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DRINK
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Shark put up this old skool stripper pic the other day and i had a little fun with it.
"Sam's Doodle" this is fan
art ha ha that rhymes with
fart .....LOL
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