"a tacky comic set in the qur bar"
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Myrtle Beach South Carolina, The Grand Strand, The Bland Strand, Magnolia Mafia, Out myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Pride,
GAY PIRATE
How to Hug a Fat Person and not get caught in a fold or a gravity well....
- Approach from the
side, Never from the front, because more of them has to touch more of
you.
- Do not attempt to reach all the way around, You both know you cant reach and you risk getting caught in a fold, no one wants week old cheese sandwich on them!
- Never allow them to
approach you while you are seated, stand and turn as quickly as you are
able, if you are seated and the fatty fatty two by four attempts to hug
you many things can go wrong, Such as the obvious getting crushed to
death by a big fat bastard, or when they approach you will notice their
belly arrives long before they do, and when they attempt to bend over
to hug you your head can become trapped between the big boobies and
belly, resulting in decapitation, You can become Paralyzed, or if you
are lucky a sprained neck. We wont
even mention the smell.
- Only stand close to them long enough for you to look like a skinny Ethiopian then move away, or you risk being trapped permanently in their gravity well, much like our moon trapped by Earth's gravity.
What word has the same amount of letters as looser?
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Exciting New Applications for the I-Phone
Gay-Dar- This useful application allows you to easily locate gay or bi humans in a 22 foot radius.
DRINK
SPIKE
DETECTOR- This handy little application is a ass saver! It can detect over 1000 known drugs or date rape agents.
WHERE
THE
HELL
AM
I?- Well this great GPS application will show you exactly where you are.
WHO IS BABY
DADDY?- This is a fantastic Application, if your slutty fag hag needs to know who her baby daddy is this is for you...
BOOTY
CALL- Great Calender tool for keeping up with those important things likes M4M Meanderings, Manhunt meets, adam4adam Allegations, Myspace Late nights.
STD
- This life saver application will quickly scan your samples DNA giving you a full STD Bio report in under 20 minutes. Know before you go.
HAPPY HOUR- This wonderful application keeps up with all your favorite happy hours, and its Happy Hour somewhere!
GAY BAR
LOCATER- Out of town on business, tired of sports bars, with this application you can quickly find safe refuge with other people of your tribe.
DOES
MY
BREATH
STINK- Thanks to the new on board spectral analyzers technology you will never have garlic breath before that big date again!
TOP OR BOTTOM- don't waste precious time on incomputable mates, know in an instant if hes a top or bottom!
REAL LIES- Have
you
ever
needs
a
quick
Lie?
With this handy application not only will
you have expert lies to chose from, but it also has a sound file maker
so if you are "stuck at the airport" or "in a traffic jam" it can
produce background noise for your situation.
MANHUNT.NET- So the next time your hook up is a no show you can quickly find another with instant access to your manhunt hook up list!
Shark put up this old skool stripper pic the other day and i had a little fun with it.
"Sam's
Doodle"
this is fan art ha ha that rhymes
with fart .....LOL
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