The Bland Strand
"a tacky comic set in the qur
bar"
. .
Myrtle
Beach South Carolina, The
Grand
Strand, The
Bland Strand, Magnolia
Mafia, Out
myrtle Beach, Myrtle
Beach Pride,

Bitter

GAY PIRATE

How to Hug a Fat
Person and not get caught
in a fold or a gravity well....
- Approach
from the side, Never from the front, because
more of them has to touch more of you.
- Do
not attempt to reach all the way around, You
both know you cant reach and you risk getting
caught in a fold, no one wants week old cheese
sandwich on them!
- Never
allow them to approach you while you are
seated, stand and turn as quickly as you are
able, if you are seated and the fatty fatty
two by four attempts to hug you many things
can go wrong, Such as the obvious getting
crushed to death by a big fat bastard, or when
they approach you will notice their belly
arrives long before they do, and when they
attempt to bend over to hug you your head can
become trapped between the big boobies and
belly, resulting in decapitation, You can
become Paralyzed, or if you are lucky a
sprained neck. We wont even mention the smell.
- Only stand
close to them long enough for you to look
like a skinny Ethiopian then move away, or
you risk being trapped permanently in their
gravity well, much like our moon trapped by
Earth's gravity.
What
word
has
the
same
amount
of
letters
as looser?

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Exciting New Applications for
the I-Phone
Gay-Dar
- This
useful
application
allows
you
to
easily
locate
gay or bi humans in a 22 foot radius.
DRINK
SPIKE DETECTOR
- This
handy
little
application
is
a
ass
saver!
It can detect over 1000 known drugs or date
rape agents.
WHERE THE
HELL AM I?
- Well
this
great
GPS
application
will
show
you
exactly where you are.
WHO IS BABY DADDY?
- This
is
a
fantastic
Application,
if
your
slutty
fag hag needs to know who her baby daddy is
this is for you...
BOOTY CALL
- Great
Calender
tool
for
keeping
up
with
those
important things likes M4M Meanderings,
Manhunt meets, adam4adam Allegations,
Myspace Late nights.
STD
- This
life
saver
application
will
quickly
scan
your
samples DNA giving you a full STD Bio report
in under 20 minutes. Know before you go.
HAPPY HOUR
- This
wonderful
application
keeps
up
with
all
your
favorite happy hours, and its Happy Hour
somewhere!
GAY BAR LOCATER
- Out
of
town
on
business,
tired
of
sports
bars, with this application you can quickly
find safe refuge with other people of your
tribe.
DOES MY
BREATH STINK
- Thanks
to
the
new
on
board
spectral
analyzers
technology you will never have garlic breath
before that big date again!
TOP
OR BOTTOM
- don't
waste
precious
time
on
incomputable
mates,
know
in an instant if hes a top or bottom!
REAL LIES
- Have
you
ever
needs
a
quick
Lie?
With
this handy application not only will you
have expert lies to chose from, but it also
has a sound file maker so if you are "stuck
at the airport" or "in a traffic jam" it can
produce background noise for your situation.
MANHUNT.NET
- So
the
next
time
your
hook
up
is
a no show you can quickly find another with
instant access to your manhunt hook up list!


Shark put up
this old skool stripper pic the other day and i had a
little fun
with it.

"Sam's Doodle" this is fan
art ha ha that rhymes with
fart .....LOL

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